Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
it says nothing to me about my life.
Swiss butchers have raised the alarm over a shortage of the Brazilian cows' intestines used to wrap the nation's favourite sausage, the Cervelat....
A joint "Task Force Cervelat" composed of scientists, bureaucrats and industry representatives has been formed to tackle the sausage crisis.
"Everybody’s doing it" is just the right sentence for Google AdSense. Everywhere you look, sites are crowded with AdSense and why shouldn't they if it's easy way to make money.
TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs. He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing...